There is this coffee can I have that has my life savings in it. This morning my first fare used a credit card and I needed gas. I was out. So I went home and raided the coffee can and took the $8 nice out which I was going to retire on.
Things picked up and I got some hospital charges that allows me to pay two days of lease. I also picked up a charter that put a hundred bucks in my pocket. Today was a good day. When I was headed home, I saw a piece of paper blowing in the road. It looked like money!
I jumped out in traffic and ran toward it. "Please be a hundred" I kept saying. It turned out to be a twenty. People were blowing their horns and shit. "Are you crazy" someone yelled.
I got back in the cab and took a picture of it. The serial number ends with 499. It will go in the coffee can and my net worth is 2.5 times greater then this morning. It was a good day.
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