Listen, you Uber fuckers, you screwheads. You are stealing my shit. I tried to be rational (What's that?). But not now. I am a man who will not take it anymore. A man who stands up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. I am a man who stands up. Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a cabbie for nineteen years. Ten years at night. I still don't own my own cab. You know why? Because I don't want to. That must be what I want. To be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. You understand? I mean, you become - You get a job, you become the job. One guy lives in a shit hole, another lives on drugs. You pick up a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? Why do you want to drive Uber? You think you can avoid your destiny? You'l...
In all of the years that I drove a cab I have never picked up a flagger now matter how they looked. I would rather have a problem gettng my lease money than being dead. Another reason is if something happens when you have taken a call the police will have something to go on, phone number or address. Hope you do well on Abe's birthday Larry 157
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Larry is right. The Tampa driver that recently was killed was dispatched but it may as well have been a flagger...he used a cell phone and that is how the cops found him. Thanks for commenting Larry 157
ReplyDeleteI would totally pick up either of them, Asheville is a tourist town and tourists may get outrageous but they generally have money, :)
ReplyDeleteI am glad you see the humor in this. Since you ate a cabbie, you will appreciate my tactics. The flagged I picked up today got the treatment I Gove all flatters. Are you going home? Work? Doctor? When they give details, I fell better. Get a clear a presise destination. Chicks are always good...says Bill Clinton!
ReplyDeleteI actually drove in tampa in the early 80s and it was a completely different vibe, I would probably pass the fat chick if she tried to hail me in tampa ;)
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