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I got flashed today


This very pregnant women flashed me this morning. Her baby is due November 22 and I'm sure she will be glad I took these images. She's had a tough go of it but the important thing is the baby is alright and mom is healthy.


Elena is a very special person.
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  1. AnonymousNovember 9, 2014 at 9:07 PM

    This lady is PG so I'll give her a pass for being big, but, it made me think of all the big assed fat women prancing around these days with not a damm bit of shame and eating enought to feed 3 men.

    Every wonder what is the maximum size of underwear you can just buy at a store ? I don't know, I need to check. I used to think when you maxed our your underware size that would be the big red warning sign for fat people - when you can't fit your ass in the absolute biggest size you can buy, you better get your ass on a diet - now !

    What do the 300 lb women do , buy two pairs and sew them together ? Or is there some factory making XXXXXX size ? Same thing with jeans - where the hell do big fat women find jeans with 50 inch waists find those jeans ? Is there some special factory in Mexico that makes them or do they buy two pairs and cut them up and sew them together ?

    I'll tell you the absolute final warning you better go on a diet - when you sit on a toilet and the damn thing cracks. I think that is 500 lbs. They ought to drop it to about 200.


    In the old days, big assed women just weared tent dresses that they sewed up out of sheets. But now, they all have to wear jeans or shorts and , my God! , it makes you cringe just looking at them all jamed up in there and thinking they look good. We need to get back




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