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Lisa Roberts of Lyft had this to say about cab drivers

From Lyft driver Lisa Roberts FaceBook
"Sorry these old cab drivers spent so much money, but people spent a lot of money on 8 tracks and DOS computers, which didn't stop technology or progress. 
Riders prefer Lyft because our cars smell better, we don't mind short rides, they don't have to argue with us about payment and most importantly, we don't leave them standing on a street in the middle of the night!"
Lisa was wrong on all of her points

  • "OLD" - Your no spring chicken yourself
  • "Stop technology or progress" - Breaking the law is not technology. Killing off industries so Lyft drivers have money for pot is not Progress.
  • "Cars smell better" - you can eat off the floor of my cab. It is just that clean. Wait until the late night hipsters puke in your car and tell me how good it smells. 
  • "Argue about payment" - We except many forms of payment. Lyft only takes your credit card.
  • "Short rides" - Go work the east side of Tampa in the poor neighborhoods and tell me about shot rides.
  • "Leave standing in the middle of the street" - we pick up flaggers all the time, but only one at a time.

Mouthing her right wing conservative economic theory
posted from Bloggeroid

Comments

  1. Hey Tim where is the picture of your ass after sitting in your cab for 14 hours farting !

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  2. Killing off industries so Lyft drivers have money for pot is not Progress?
    Tim you are loosing it.

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  3. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TKj49wHMHs8/VBCOssSwv2I/AAAAAAAAG_s/2PFzA5Tz3Y4/s1600/uber.jpg

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